Roofing

Now, I'm not an Oakland roofing expert, but I think that if I was, I would totally do some crazy things with roofs. I saw a roof on a round house. That was exciting. But I think that if I was a roofing expert, I would do some really crazy things. I mean, crazy.
I would like to build a roof and use a whole bunch of crazy different shingles. You can do a lot with that. You could do a checker board pattern or stripes or if the homeowners were planning on staying there forever, you could even write their last name on the roof if you had real talent. Not that most roofing experts don't have talent. I really think they do. Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying that it would take a lot of careful planning and maybe a couple of rough drafts to be able to pull off roofing like that.
Unfortunately for us, I am no roofing expert. In fact, I'm scared of heights. I can handle being in buildings and being up high, but stick me on top of a roof and I'd be scared senseless. Which is no good, because I'm pretty sure that I would need my senses up there on the roof.
And I'd make a wicked awesome roofing person.