Every year, there is one girl that came to our school from half way around the world. Like Fez on that 70's Show, we don't really know where she came from, we just know that the plane ride over must have been a beast. We know nothing of her life before she came to our school, she could have done web design in Abu Dhabi or been an electrician in Germany. We just don't know.
We talk to her all the time, but for some reason nothing she says ever sticks in our brains. It's as if our minds can't comprehend the words because her exotic accent has gotten in the way. She could have told us that she was the fifth of six children being raised by the king of Moldova and all we would have heard was, "I am amazing. All your boyfriends will fall for me, then I will travel back around the world to my home where I will marry my true love, breaking forever all your boyfriends' hearts and ruining them forever. MuHAHAHAHAH!"
Yep, that's what we hear. So we will forever hate you, the Abu Dhabi web design girl.
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