Why is it so cool to ride in a limousine? I mean, when you call the limousine service to reserve one, do they make you fill out a questionnaire to determine how cool you are? If they did, I bet it would go something like this:
- How long does it take you to do your hair in the morning? How many hair products do you use? (And if it were still the 80's: How long is your hair, in inches?)
- What kind of music do you plan on listening to in the limousine? (Those that reply “Yanni” are automatically disqualified.)
- How many cats do you own? Dogs? Hamsters? Llamas? (Please end survey now if you have more than one cat, more than 3 dogs and if you own a hamster, well, you just need help. If you own a llama, you get 20 more cool points.)
- How many times have you seen Star Wars? Batman? If you have watched all of the “Anne of Green Gables” movies in the last six months, please leave now.
- For which reason did you call our limousine service? Was it to show off to your graduating class at your high school reunion? To pretend to be a celebrity? Or was it so you could ride to the midnight showing of Harry Potter in style? I think you know which category you fall in.
I seriously doubt that the limousine service in Washington, D.C. ask these sort of questions. But maybe they should. Oh, sorry. I have to go. The limousine service guy is on the phone.
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