As we have seen, there are many different types of girls. The next one is the queen of them all. She is the one that is going to grow up and become a social security attorney in Detroit or a brain surgeon for St. John's or space engineer for NASA. She most often wears glasses and can be found most often in the library. She will be valedictorian and will graduate from college Summa Cum Laude. She is the genius in the school, and most often, she knows it. She's too nice to be stuck up about it, though.
She is The Smart One. The boys envy her genius, but never ask her out because they are far too intimidated by her. The girls want a piece of her smarts, but not the whole pie because they actually like being asked out by the boys. She likes who she is, though, even when the jealous boys are mocking her by calling her "Four Point". She hates these boys. But she's ok because she knows that she will go on to lead a far more amazing life than they do and she knows that in the end, she will be making twice their annual income. They are losers, and she is not.
To you, Smart One, I say do it. Go become a social security attorney in Detroit. You can do it.
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