The Next Girl

The next girl on our list is deep inside 97% of all women. Trust me. You'll love this one:
1. The wedding planner. Now, percentage-wise, there are very few women who actually do this for a profession, but trust me, it is deep in the heart of most women. We love love LOVE planning weddings. If we haven't gotten married yet, then we are planning our own wedding. We will know our colors, the foods, the reception site, have the wedding programs written in our heads.... We will know every detail. This is all done long before we meet the groom. We understand that once that ring goes on the finger, things have to start happening quickly. We want everything to go perfectly. And if it is up to us, it will.
This is the reason why most women go bridezilla. We have had this entire thing planned since our birth, and we want it done right. So step out of the way. If that wedding program isn't worded the way we want it, you better fix it or the next 100 years are all downhill for you, buddy.
And here's the other thing. Even if we are married, we are going to help every single one of our friends when they get married. We want to relive our big day. Just let us do it, ok? As long as we aren't arguing with bridezilla, everything will be fine.
If you are married and a man, you know what I am talking about. I bet your wife planned the entire thing herself, didn't she? If you are a man and aren't married, trust me, some day you'll completely understand.
But trust me on the wedding programs.