Just for a second, I would like to discuss the type of girl we would all like to be. I'm talking about a girl that is sweet and kind and loving no matter what. She never gets mad and never argues. She says she gets mad, but really, her "mad" is like normal people frustrated. She is happy all the time and will go around saying things like, "I love dumpsters." (On a side note, I'm not kidding, there are girls that say that. I had a roommate that said that on a date once. She married him a year later.)
Yes, you know who I'm talking about. It's altruistic girl. You know, the girl that should be taking medical assistant classes in Kentucky. (I believe that Kentucky has all the nicest of people. I don't know why I believe this, but I don't think that the people of Kentucky would mind, so I will stick with this philosophy.) So she takes medical assistant classes in Kentucky and loves everyone all the time. She always looks perfect, even when she has just been at the gym for the last five hours doing Zoomba (this was after she spent the morning creating gift baskets for the starving children in Africa). Not only does she love everyone, but everyone loves her back.
I want to be just like you, altruistic girl!
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