The next girl on our list is the topper girl. You know the type. She's the girl that is with you when you see the Washington DC limousine service girl. You remark that you've ridden in one once, a long time ago, and she, the topper girl, starts telling this elaborate story about how she rode in one once too, it was a couple of years ago. It was on her way to see Justin Timberlake in concert. He's her cousin. They are soooooooooo close. She should call him.
You know her. There is no way to compete with her. There is almost no way to talk to her. Everything you say, the topper can top. You like going to the zoo? Her uncle owns a zoo. You hate riding in planes? She gets sick every time she gets in one. Your grandma is on her deathbed? Her grandma died last year after struggling with some unrecognizable disease for years.
Really, topper girl just needs attention. Who knows why. Maybe her parents didn't show her enough love. Maybe her first boyfriend broke her heart. Maybe she's crazy and needs to be institutionalized. Or maybe she just needs real friends.
Some day, topper girl, you will have friends. Until then, just try to be more like Washington DC limousine girl.
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