Trees

One of my favorite questions to ask people when I first meet them is: if you could be any type of tree, what would it be? Just think about that for a moment. .... .... .... .... ....
Have you decided yet? That's ok. I haven't either. I bet those guys that work for the tree service have already decided. They are like that.
The first thing you have to ask your self is where are you going to live? The type of tree I pick is going to be very different if I lived in Austin, Texas as opposed to Holland, Michigan. Michigan has lots of trees. Texas....well, I don't honestly know. But I do know that it is very hot and humid there. And since that is the case, maybe if I'm living in Austin I would want to be a tree that sheds it's leaves every fall. You know, so that I can be cooler. The thing is that it might be too cold during the winter. But I don't think so because I don't think that Texas gets that cold in the winter. On the other hand, if I was living in Michigan, I might want to be an evergreen. Evergreens are pretty, and they keep at least some of their needles all year 'round, so it would be nice and warm in the winter. It would also be really hot in the summer. I need to ask a tree service guy. I bet he would know.
If I was a tree, though, I wouldn't want those tree service guys around, though. They would chop off all my arms. That might be a good thing, though. Then they wouldn't break off. Man, I have a lot of questions. Where are the tree service guys when you need them?