I am from a part of the country where people wear animals. In my neck of the woods, PETA stands for People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, not People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Not that we mistreat our animals, we treat them kindly, we just like to eat our iron in the form of beautiful red meat. It will kill us, but we don't really care.
After we are done eating our animals, we like to take their skins and make clothing. It's an exciting way of life, I imagine, inventing new clothing that we can wear from animal skins. There are mink coats and cow leather pants and raccoon skin caps (didn't Davy Crockett wear one of those?) and now, something even more exciting has popped up...(drum roll, please)... the buffalo leather jacket. Now, doesn't that sound like a barrel of fun? You can even get one for your husband in the form of a buffalo men's jacket. Or for your favorite biker...call it buffalo leather biker gear and then you can say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Hanukkah" or maybe "Happy Kwanzaa"! (Whatever holiday you want to celebrate is fine. Though, I prefer Hanukkah, not because I'm Jewish, but because I've heard they get to celebrate for eight whole days. Eight days of celebrations? I'm all for it!) Or, if there is a little diva in your life, buy her a diamond plate leather jacket. It is sure to please. Just don't take it to a national level, you never know what PETA will say.
No comments:
Post a Comment