Monday, November 1, 2010

I am not

Once upon a time, I was not a lawyer. I did not go to law school and I did not take a lot of tests. I know nothing about the juris doctorate program and I have no idea why someone would issue a subpoena. I have never been to a deposition and I do not know how to file for bankruptcy. I have never passed the California bar exam and I have never used a California bar exam tutor. I am not a lawyer.
I am also not a doctor. I have never been to medical school and I don't really know the difference between a Medical Doctor (MD) and a doctor of osteopathy (DO). I have no idea what the difference is between interns and residents. I really don't know why someone would want to work at a hospital for thirty straight hours. Of course, working anywhere for thirty straight hours seems crazy to me.
I like music. I sing. I used to play the piano and the guitar, but now I don't because I don't seem to have enough hours in my day. I like to cook and bake and play games. I love being with my family.
I am definitely not a California bar exam tutor.

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