Monday, November 1, 2010

The Detective

The detective is a mysterious person. This is ironic, if you think about it, because they are investigating mysteries while being mysterious themselves. I imagine they lead very exciting and somewhat dangerous lives. I mean, they aren't just a tool tracker (although that would be interesting, too. It could actually, be really interesting. They get a call from some random person who has lost their chainsaw and needs to know where it went so that they can chop down the dead tree in their backyard. The detective could search all the neighbor's houses, trying to find the lost item. Yes, yes, to be a tool tracker could be quite fun.)
But back to the real detective. I think the part where you find families and put them back together could be nice, but if you were just tracking a cheating spouse, that could be rough. I mean, come on. I'm all about families. I guess families need to have their problems brought out into the open in order to heal, but really, I don't think that I would want to be the woman who has to hear from a detective that her husband has been lying to her. I wouldn't want to be that detective, either.
I'll be a tool tracker instead.

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